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Things that I find acceptable, appear to be appalling to the “gen pop” (as the cool people say). For example, I comment on things in real time. If someone is an idiot near me, I generally treat them as so. Call me rude, but I call it real. I suggest giving it a shot if […]

This article is longer and more detailed than our usual content.. but it is absolutely a necessary skill that must be passed down to our fellow Drunk Gamblers. Important functions are brutal, so let’s skip them. In my 24 years of walking this earth, I have developed some irrefutably impressive skills. Officiating Ice hockey games,

Off the bat, I hate the term Alma Mater. I lump it with “Valedictorian” and “Cum Laude” (pronounced “coom” surprisingly). These are terms that I don’t care the meaning for, but it automatically knocks you down a couple pegs if you run around saying these words. Even though these are supposed to be good things,

I was at Dunkin’ Donuts before work… grabbing the usual bagel, coffee and donut. The first two items are for fuel, while the third is to fend off that mid-work day hunger. One of my favorite features of restaurants these days is the take out option… especially at shitholes like this, nothing more embarrassing than

There are a lot of great pleasures in life. One of these would be saving up and buying something nice… enjoying the reward of working hard and achieving an accomplishment. Buying that $300 pair of shoes, investing in a mortgage in your mid-20’s, buying an awesome car… wow, what a great feeling! Unfortunately, these are

I’m not here to make fun of “otherkin”, only to profile them… if you think I’m mocking these nice people… that’s 100% on you. We exist on a breeding ground that produces the oddest products. This includes songs, movies, tv shows, and porno genres. These are subjects that I will cover in the future. But

Going into work everyday brings a sense of stability with benefits and consistent income. I like to make things a lot more difficult for myself, so I figured why not work exclusively part time jobs? This only causes a 7 day work week, which originally I overlooked. Really avoids the Groundhog Day phenomena. Shifts in

This is the Swiss Army knife of possibilities. You can embarrass people, start long lasting relationships, confuse others, and even maybe lose a friend or two if you try hard enough! I don’t suggest saying anything that can ruin someone’s reputation, but I’m not here to tell you how to live your life. If you