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Sunday night football is either where you’re playing with house money or you’re playing catch up. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say I’m down money at this point, but thank God that we have a good game to bet on here so I can cut into my losses. The Breakdown […]

Thursday Night Football is back with another stinker. We get Teddy Two Gloves and his massive dick hosting Matty Ice and the Falcons. The Falcons couldn’t look any worse. They are literally finding new ways to lose. They showed up two weeks ago and beat the breaks off the (also bad) Vikings. They went out

Monday Night Football… isn’t it great? After a nice football Sunday, we get to see a pretty boy, and a big dick. And much like a girl looking for good sex… I will be disappointed at the end of this. We have Big Dick Nick strolling into L.A. and Nick will be hounded, like he is

For full disclosure: I’m an eagles fan. This blog will be heavily slanted and biased. Not that we got that out of the way… I love the birds in this spot. We have a putrid giants team coming to Philly. As the president said “bad things happen in Philly” he’s not wrong. We’ve got some

Week 5 is full of disrespect. Nothing but lines that make you go “how won’t they cover?” Vegas has me by the balls again, and I’ll fall for it every time. The first line look at that can’t lose is the Football team vs the Rams. Aron Donald is a freak. He’s been man handling

We’ve got a good one in our hands tonight everyone. Tom Brady and his tomato free diet are traveling to one of the most unhealthy states to play DA bears. Big Dick Nick looks to continue his dominance of Average Dick Tom. This game is being billed as Nick vs Tom, but it’s going to

What the actual fuck. Broncos travel to jersey to play the jets. Again… what the fuck. This game is dog shit. The jets look god awful. They can’t block, they’re running back has more miles on him then Lisa Anne’s vagina, and they play nonexistent defense. The Broncos on the other hand are banged up

Sunday, oh happy Sunday. If you have been following my Thursday night picks, here’s our bounce back from this week. I’ve decided to give you guys my full card. I’ll break down some of the games and see if we can shake the mush. I have shown mushing tendencies in the past, so this may

Welp we’re back and oh, fuck me, do we have good one. This week we’ve got a staple of Thursday night football. Two impossibly bad teams and franchises will battle it out for our entertainment. Gardner Minshew is the mascot for southerners, back woods alcoholics and frat boys alike, and will be looking to topple