What the actual fuck. Broncos travel to jersey to play the jets. Again… what the fuck. This game is dog shit. The jets look god awful. They can’t block, they’re running back has more miles on him then Lisa Anne’s vagina, and they play nonexistent defense. The Broncos on the other hand are banged up to put it mildly. All that being said I can’t wait to watch. It’s going to be a mess. This is another staple of Thursday night football. Two teams that no one would watch unless it’s on a Thursday. No matter what the pick is here you’re going to hate it.
We have to bet this, we must no matter how much it hurts. On one hand you have Braxton Berrios leading the jets in receiving and on the other hand Jeff mother fucking Driskel. Games like this don’t have much to break down. I’m going to do my best to find a way to figure out this pick. Do I go off gut? Do I just take the home team? I can’t analyze these teams strengths and weaknesses because neither team has a strength to look at. I think when you see a game like this all we have is the eye test. Me eyes… their not great. We had a decent Sunday but this is tough. It’s like trying to decide the best way to chop off your dick… there isn’t one.
So for me: it comes down to when I lose, will I be able to mentally trick myself into thinking I could’ve won? I close my eyes and I don’t see points being scored… the total is set at 39. I can’t in good faith root for a game to have less then 39 points. So we’re stuck picking a side. I’m seeing Broncos -1.5 at the time of this blog. Now typically home dogs are a good pick here. Jets getting points at home? how could it go wrong? Well I’ll tell you how…
Sam Darnold.
Everyone remembers the clip of him mic’d up saying he was seeing ghosts after throwing bottomless picks like he was starting an only fans account. Now he is better then Jeffy D, but Sam has no weapons. They would be better off having Rutgers send over a couple of their wide receivers over. Other than the quarterback the Broncos get a slight edge in every other category. I also wouldn’t be able to sleep at night if I bet on the Jets and they lose by 40. So to avoid that and only have to be mildly depressed when I lose on Thursday I’m taking the ponies.
The (humble) pick: Broncos -1.5