Welp we’re back and oh, fuck me, do we have good one. This week we’ve got a staple of Thursday night football. Two impossibly bad teams and franchises will battle it out for our entertainment.
Gardner Minshew is the mascot for southerners, back woods alcoholics and frat boys alike, and will be looking to topple a mediocre Dolphins team. Gardner Minshew and his mustache are super exiting to watch… as is Fitzmagic and his face lettuce.
The weapons on both these teams are limited to say the least. Aside from their quarterbacks and a good young wideout, neither team has much after that. Neither team seems to want to play much defense but both teams were able to hang around last week both against playing good teams.
Thursday night games with little prep seems to be a recipe for points here. The number being set at 48 isn’t the best but I do like it. Also when your talking about an 0-2 team like the Dolphins a lot of people might say they’re due. But this same team out preformed last year… granted the bar was low, but they out preformed nonetheless. I, however, don’t think that this team wants to play. Frankly, I don’t think either team wants to play. And of these two teams, only the Jags have a win. There not a whole lot for me to break down in the game. Both teams suck… plain and simple. No one likes to bet these games, but as degenerates… we have to. (Gamble responsibly, yada yada yada)
So it’s not pretty but here you go:
Picks:
Jags -3
Over 48