We need to have more restrictions on which cars are allowed to have emergency flashing lights on their roof. They’re like the cop’s sirens, but the one’s i’m talking about are not on actual cop vehicles. There seems to be a growing number of these fraudulent cars on the road, and it’s a problem. They are going to get me killed (technically man-slaughtered) for God’s sake. Every time I see one I have a minor heart attack, and with the lifestyle I lead, I can’t afford any more of them. They are like sub-concussive blows to the heart… they’re adding up to a major problem. I’m not trying to end up like Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell. This man ended up on Big Brother… how the mighty have fallen. I can’t have, that so we need to put an end to this madness.
It’s quite the conundrum we find ourselves in now that cops are beginning to remove the lights from the tops of their cars! While that happens, the oh so powerful park ranger finds a need to put them on their cars. What the fuck does the idiot park supervisor need those damn lights for. Is he responding to a domestic abuse call between Chip and Dale? Is he pulling over Bambi for J walking? What the fuck’s going on here. Instead he’s just driving behind me in my Honda Civic giving me a heart attack because I think I’m about to have to eat some contraband. Fuck you buddy, you don’t need these lights. This seems to be a growing trend that these no good organizations are flooding the roads with heart stopping lights. I don’t think you even need a permit to install them. I might put them on my car just so people stop driving in front of me.
Aside from the big three (police, fire, medical) no car should be allowed to have those lights. It’s just causing people unneeded anxiety. If you look at the rise of Xanax use in the United States, it directly correlates to the rise in these lights being placed on of every wannabe cop’s car. Mall cops have these lights now, this needs to stop! I think if we want to begin to fix America, we need to start with the lights. Fuck the gun and abortion debates, right now they are just cover ups. “Big Light” is sneaking by under our noses. Light bulb companies are beginning to take over while we, as Americans fight over our petty differences, all as they work with big pharmaceutical companies to drive the need for anxiety medicine. Now I know I’m just a simple blogger here, but we all should rally together and get those damn lights off the streets so I don’t keep thinking I’m about to get pulled over… and for America… but mainly so I stop having to slow down while I’m speeding because I think a cop is behind me.