I’m a big fan of having sex just like everyone else. And who am I to turn down sex… it would be rude of me to say no. Some people have parents that had the fore thought to place their sons room far enough from their own room… probably because mom’s a freak in the sack. This is a two way street though if you can’t hear your parents fucking, then they can’t hear you fucking… great everyone wins. I, on the other hand, have a room that shares a wall with my parents. My dad is great guy and has saved me the trauma over the years, so I always tried to return the favor. My ex girlfriend on the other hand did not. This girl let me do whatever I wanted to her… finger in ass, choke her with a belt, cum in her eye, WHATEVER I saw in porn I could do to her. It was amazing… until she came to my house to visit from college. When we’re at college we could let it fly but, once you cross back into the real world, screaming isn’t the best conversation piece at the breakfast table. We would try and get our banging in whenever my parents would leave. All I need is one minute, that’s it… in and out, I’m efficient. One night we decided to go out to a tequila bar… yea not a great call when you have a horny girlfriend and sheet rock as a sound barrier. But like I said earlier, I’m in no position to turn down sex. I figured let’s go out there and throw the game. Let’s put up an absolute clunker and bounce back tomorrow while my parents are at work. I didn’t take into consideration that once my dick entered this girl… I was no longer making the play calls. I could hear her getting louder and louder so I needed to change the game plan. I started by having her suck my fingers, that’s not even my kink, I just wanted to shut her the fuck up. Well that move didn’t last long. Right back to some pretty unmistakable noises continued. Plan B… choke her… how will this not work? Well I’ll tell you! She got more into it and managed to get louder and louder the harder I choked her. I didn’t know if I’d rather have to tell my parents there’s a dead girl in my bed or be confronted about the noisy girl that I banged out last night. So I figured jail wasn’t for me, and I did the responsible thing and flipped her over doggy style and finished up as fast as I could. I woke up the next day expecting the worst. I was surprised to wake up to an air mattress in the basement and no awkward conversation. I DID IT!!! Well I did something. My parents clearly knew what was going on and had to step in to save themselves from having to rip each other’s ears off like Mike Tyson vs Evander Holyfield. I thought this meant I was in the clear. What I later learned is that my noise travels very well from my basement and was promptly interrupted mid fuck the next night. Followed by a very awkward conversation the next morning. Point is just don’t fuck with your parents home. No one wins. Just 69 and call it a day.